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Action film by Rob Cohen
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(before entering Yorgi's club)
Milan Sova: Everyone in this club's got two things in common; they're filthy rich and they're criminals.
Xander Cage: I'll fit in perfect, except for the filthy rich part. - Toby Lee Shavers: I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole!
- Xander Cage: I've been risking my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me.
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Yelena: (photographing Yorgi's safe) You're not supposed to be in here.
Xander Cage: I was on the way to the bathroom. What's your excuse?
Yelena: (pulls a gun on him) I don't need an excuse.
Xander Cage: (grabs her arm with the gun and she pulls out a second gun) You're good.
(gets her other arm, making her defenseless)
Xander Cage: But not that good. -
Xander Cage: What is this place?
Gibbons: Looks like a diner.
Xander Cage: That's clever. You know, you almost had me going there for a while. I was a bit groggy before, then I started noticing things. Like, you got a stockbroker over here, all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed. Unlikely, but okay, I can go with that. I can even go with the stick-up man packing a cop-issue Beretta. But you want to know where you blew it?
(points at waitress)
Xander Cage: With her. My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way in hell a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch. And if she ain't real, then this whole thing ain't real. That's how I knew this bozo over here wouldn't get a shot off even if we waited till St. Patrick's Day.
(fires shotgun at wall)
Xander Cage: Because there's nothing but blanks in these guns. Oh, and no offense, but their performances were terrible. -
Xander Cage: You're okay, Yorgi
Yorgi: Everything's okay... with enough vodka. -
(last lines)
Gibbons: Oh by the way, you passed the test. The Gibbons Test.
Xander Cage: You gotta be kidding me. -
(to Yelena)
Xander Cage: I might throw in a few extra dollars and send you to charm school. - Gibbons: So, what's it going to be, Triple X? You want to get on a plane, or is "Kiss my ass, Scarface" your final answer?
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(after kissing Xander Cage)
Yelena: Did you enjoy that?
Xander Cage: Yes.
Yelena: Good, because it will never happen again. -
(first lines)
Henchman: (in Czech) He stole the chip, he's inside.
Yorgi: I see him.
Yorgi: Kirill! Time to work. -
Xander Cage: WHOO! Not bad!
(pause)
Xander Cage: Lets do that again! -
Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years.
Xander Cage: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age? - Xander Cage: Ya know, if you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.
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(after a police SWAT team crashes in on his party)
Xander Cage: Okay, I'll turn down the music. - Xander Cage: Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.
- Xander Cage: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?
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Gibbons: I gave you an order!
Xander Cage: And I followed that order. You said, 'Go home, Triple X.' That means stay, doesn't it? -
Yorgi: Now that business is over, we party.
Kolya: Bitches, come! -
Xander Cage: Yo. What's your name, slick?
Ivan Podrov: My name is Ivan.
Xander Cage: Ivan? What's your name, buddy?
Ivan Pedgrag: (looks back at Xander) My name is Ivan.
Xander Cage: (looking confused) You're both Ivan? -
Xander Cage: I wish I had a camera.
Yelena: Why?
Xander Cage: 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick. -
El Jefe: Okay, funny guys. I'll show you what we do when funny guys get in our business.
Xander Cage: What? Hog-tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent?
El Jefe: No. Cut off their Achilles tendon and watch them flop around like a marionette. Unless you have something to tell me, something I need to know? Huh?
Xander Cage: Uh, okay. You're short.
(TJ and Virg start to laugh)
Xander Cage: And my friend over there says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me.
El Jefe: (kicks Virg) Shut up!
Xander Cage: Just two seconds ago, you told us to talk. Now it's "Shut up?" I mean, I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're the worst at this torture thing. -
(after Xander shoots Milan Sova)
Yorgi: Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine. -
Yelena: Do you know what a wire transfer is?
Xander Cage: Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation.
Yelena: Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats.
Xander Cage: Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.