Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral

Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral

African American film production studio in Atlanta, Georgia
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  • Madea: No matter what is going on in your life, you can always count on the Lord... or somebody.
  • Madea: Weeping-no, sweeping-sweeping in the middle of the night... will bring the dust in the morning.
  • Hattie: Dang! You work quick! Undertaker: Miss Vianne said that we wanted it done quickly. Hattie: Do you do everything quickly? Madea: Hattie, hush! Undertaker: I only speak slowly. I'm actually pretty quick. Hattie: Oh! That's good.
  • Vianne: (inquiring about her husband) Where was he? Hattie: At the ho- (Madea slaps Hattie hard in the face) Madea: SHUT UP! Hattie: Dammit, Ma, I'm gon' FUCK you up! Madea: SHUT UP!
  • Joe: It took y'all long enough. Hell, that's just... see, I'm a player from back in the day, I figured it out. I know what's happening, right when it's happening.
  • Joe: He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man, Unless you're into that kinda thing
  • Madea: Bam! Aunt Bam: Mabel! mmm-hmm! Joe: Hey! Aunt Bam: She... Joe: Heathrow, I believe the old hoes has figured it out Aunt Bam: Yea! Madea: ain't that the same? Aunt Bam: That's the same damn perfume, Mabel Madea: You know exactly what that mean Aunt Bam: Wait, ain't it... Madea: That means shut your mouth! that's what that mean
  • Hattie: Dang! You work quick Undertaker: Miss Vianne said that we wanted it done quickly Hattie: Do you do everything quickly? Madea: Hattie, Hush! Undertaker: I only speak slowly, I'm actually pretty quick. Hattie: Oh! That's good
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