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  • Mark Zuckerberg: I'm not a bad guy. Marylin Delpy: I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration. Mark Zuckerberg: And the other fifteen? Marylin Delpy: Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.
  • Marylin Delpy: (Urging Zuckerberg to make the $65 million settlement with the Twins) Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket.
  • (first lines) Mark Zuckerberg: Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States? Erica Albright: That can't possibly be true. Mark Zuckerberg: It is. Erica Albright: What would account for that? Mark Zuckerberg: Well first, an awful lot of people live in China. But, here's my question: how do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SATs? Erica Albright: I didn't know they take SATs in China. Mark Zuckerberg: They don't. I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
  • Mark Zuckerberg: Your date looks so familiar to me. Sean Parker: She looks familiar to a lot of people. Mark Zuckerberg: What do you mean? Sean Parker: A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs.
  • Eduardo Saverin: Mark! Sean Parker: He's wired in. Eduardo Saverin: I'm sorry? Sean Parker: He's wired in. Eduardo Saverin: (picks up marks computer and smashes it on the ground) What about now? Are you wired in now?
  • Tyler Winklevoss: Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple. Larry Summers: You've spoken to your house master? Cameron Winklevoss: Yes, sir. And the house master made a recommendation to the Ad Board, but the Ad Board won't see us. Larry Summers: Have you tried dealing with the other student directly? Cameron Winklevoss: Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our emails or phone calls for the last two weeks. He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland and the closest I've come to dealing with him face-to-face is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square. Larry Summers: You chased him? Cameron Winklevoss: (Stuttering a little) I-I-I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared. Larry Summers: I don't see this as a university issue. Tyler Winklevoss: Of course this is a university issue. There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both Larry Summers: You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other. Tyler Winklevoss: I'm sorry, president Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all. Larry Summers: (Sarcastically) I'm devastated by that.
  • Gage: 39 days after the initial meeting with my clients and Mr. Zuckerberg still hadn't completed work on HarvardConnection. But, on January 1st, 2004, Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name "theFacebook" by, uh, Network Solutions. To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on HarvardConnection? Eduardo Saverin: Not to my knowledge. No.
  • Erica Albright: Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next Fed chairman? Mark Zuckerberg: So you can see why it's so important to get in. Erica Albright: Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into? Mark Zuckerberg: (pauses, taken aback) Why would you ask me that? Erica Albright: I was just asking. Mark Zuckerberg: None of them. That's the point. My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer, and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.
  • Marylin Delpy: What are you doing? Mark Zuckerberg: Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia. Marylin Delpy: Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. (Mark says nothing) Marylin Delpy: You must really hate the Winklevosses. Mark Zuckerberg: I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them.
  • Mark Zuckerberg: I was drunk, and angry, and stupid... Marylin Delpy: ...and Blogging. Mark Zuckerberg: And Blogging.
  • Cameron Winklevoss: (Arrogantly as they lead the other boats by a wide margin) Is there any way to make this a fair fight? Tyler Winklevoss: We could jump out and swim. Cameron Winklevoss: We'd have to jump out and drown. Tyler Winklevoss: Well, you could forward and I could row backward. Cameron Winklevoss: We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place. Tyler Winklevoss: Just row the damn boat.
  • Mark Zuckerberg: You signed the papers. Eduardo Saverin: (almost in tears) You set me up. Mark Zuckerberg: You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? Eduardo Saverin: This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook! Sean Parker: It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook. Eduardo Saverin: My name's on the masthead. Sean Parker: You might wanna check again. Eduardo Saverin: Just because I froze the account? Sean Parker: Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? Eduardo Saverin: (cutting him off; screaming) Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! Sean Parker: Security's here, you'll be leaving now. Eduardo Saverin: I'm not signing those papers. Sean Parker: We will get the signature. Eduardo Saverin: (to Mark) Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix. (Mark scoffs) Eduardo Saverin: (in disbelief) You... You did it! I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken! Mark Zuckerberg: I didn't plant the story about the chicken. Sean Parker: What's he talking about? Eduardo Saverin: You had me accused of animal cruelty. Sean Parker: Seriously, what the hell's the chicken? Eduardo Saverin: (leans down close to Mark, his voice low and dangerous) And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING. (backs away from Mark slowly, still looking at him)
  • Divya Narendra: (Referring to Zuckerberg) This guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to have a fourth.
  • Erica Albright: I'm going back to my dorm. Mark Zuckerberg: Wait, wait! Is this real? Erica Albright: Yes! Mark Zuckerberg: Okay, then wait. I apologize, okay? Erica Albright: I have to go study. Mark Zuckerberg: Erica... Erica Albright: (Harsh and angry) Yes? Mark Zuckerberg: I'm sorry, I mean it. Erica Albright: I appreciate that, but I have to go study. Mark Zuckerberg: Come on, you don't have to study, you don't have to study, let's just talk. Erica Albright: I can't. Mark Zuckerberg: Why? Erica Albright: Because it is exhausting! Dating you is like dating a StairMaster! Mark Zuckerberg: All I meant is that you're not likely to... currently. I wasn't making a comment on your appearance, I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all. And if it seemed rude, than of course I apologize. Erica Albright: I have to go study. Mark Zuckerberg: You don't have to study. Erica Albright: (Exasperated and angry) Why do you keep saying I don't have to study? Mark Zuckerberg: Because you go to BU! Erica Albright: (Erica stares at him, furious) Mark Zuckerberg: Do you want to get some food?
  • Cameron Winklevoss: (to Tyler Winklevoss and Divya Narendra about Zuckerberg) Screw it! Let's gut the friggin' nerd!
  • Sean Parker: You think you know me, don't you? Eduardo Saverin: I've read enough. Sean Parker: You know how much I've read about you? (whispers) Sean Parker: Nothing.
  • Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook? Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.
  • Eduardo Saverin: Hey, Mark. Mark Zuckerberg: Wardo. Eduardo Saverin: You and Erica split up. Mark Zuckerberg: (confused) How did you know that? Eduardo Saverin: It's on your blog. Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah. Eduardo Saverin: Are you all right? Mark Zuckerberg: I need you. Eduardo Saverin: I'm here for you. Mark Zuckerberg: No, I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players. Eduardo Saverin: Are you OK? Mark Zuckerberg: We're ranking girls.
  • (last lines) Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
  • Divya Narendra: You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers. Cameron Winklevoss: My brother and I pay tuition at this school, we carry a 3.9 GPA at this school, we've won trophies for this school and we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school. I want a meeting with the goddam president of this school.
  • K.C.'s Friend: (watching The Krokodiloes sing) What ever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin? KC's Friend: It's a Valentine's theme. They're singing love songs. K.C.'s Friend: Good point, 'cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs.
  • Gretchen: 18,000 dollars? Eduardo Saverin: Yes. Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up? Eduardo Saverin: Yes. Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now? Eduardo Saverin: Yes. Mark Zuckerberg: Hang on. (Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad) Mark Zuckerberg: I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.
  • Amy: You don't know my name, do you? Sean Parker: Is it Stanford? Amy: (playfully) I should just kick your ass! How do you go to a party and you meet somebody... Sean Parker: (Cutting her off) Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. Your father's in commercial real estate, and your mother's ten years sober. Amy: (Smiling) What's my major? Sean Parker: Trombone? Amy: Really? Sean Parker: I remember something about a trombone.
  • Eduardo Saverin: Mark. Mark! Sean Parker: He's wired in. Eduardo Saverin: Sorry? Sean Parker: He's wired in. Eduardo Saverin: Is he? Sean Parker: Yes. (takes Mark's laptop and smashes it down on the desk, destroying it) Eduardo Saverin: How about now? You still wired in? Sean Parker: Call security. Eduardo Saverin: You issued 24 million new shares of stock. Mark Zuckerberg: You were told that if new investors came along... Eduardo Saverin: How much were your shares diluted? (points to Sean) Eduardo Saverin: How much were his?
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