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2018 film by Jeff Tomsic
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  • Rebecca Crosby: (watching the men play tag at an AA meeting) ... and this is why print journalism is dying
  • Randy: (after getting away from Hoagie) You ain't getting me today, man. I'm not losing. Hoagie: There's only one problem, Chilli. Randy: Oh, yeah? What's that? Hoagie: I'm not it. Randy: The fuck you mean, you're not it? Callahan: (Running into frame and tackling Chilli) I AM, MUTHAFUCKA!
  • Jerry: Verbal amendment. That women should be playing. Callahan: Amendment. Randy: Yeah, amendment. Anna Malloy: (Realizing she is now "it.') Oh. Oh, you just made a big mistake. Jerry: (Jerry runs away) You're it bitch! Anna Malloy: (Anna looks around and spots Randy) You're it now! You're going down! Randy: You're too intense! Anna Malloy: You're gonna suck my tiny ginger balls! Randy: Oh gross! Anna Malloy: You're gross! (Anna screams and tackles Randy)
  • Randy: (to Jerry) Yeah, you're really good at tag. Hoagie: Yes, but you've kind of missed the point. I mean, it's not about trying to get away from each other. It's actually about having a reason to be around each other. You know? Jerry: (Quietly) Yeah. Hoagie: I mean, Ben Franklin said it best. Am I right? "We don't stop playing because we grow old." Hoagie, Randy, Callahan, Anna Malloy: "We grow old because we stop playing.""
  • Sable: How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? Sable: That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy.
  • Callahan: (as Jerry is slapped while singing over the closing credits) You're it! Jerry: Fucker! (Runs out of frame)
  • Rebecca Crosby: What do you think they are talking about? Sable: Off the record? Rebecca Crosby: Sure, sure Sable: No idea!
  • Anna Malloy: Suck my tiny ginger balls!
  • Sable: What's the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran? Randy: Episcopalians don't eat fish. Sable: That's... pescatarian, that's... not a religion. Randy: They're all fanatics, I don't know.
  • Jerry: Never been tagged. Just sayin'.
  • Hoagie: Synchronize your watches. Callahan: I don't know how to do that. Randy: I don't have a watch. Sable: Time is a construct.
  • Hoagie: We lose! He beat us! The game is over!
  • Randy: (from trailer, at Hoagie's father's funeral) I think your dad would have really wanted you to be... (tags Hoagie) Randy: ... it.
  • Anna Malloy: Who's bad now, bitch?
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