Enchantress: (from trailer) Let's do something fun.
Deadshot: Don't make me shoot you.
Harley Quinn: (reaction to seeing Waller) No way.
Rick Flag: Let's go home.
Captain Boomerang: Yeah, let's go home. That sounds good. You guys wanna go home? Hmm? Or you wanna go back to prison?
Harley Quinn: I'm not going back to prison.
Captain Boomerang: What I'm saying is we kill the pair of them now before they kill us.
Amanda Waller: (holds Katana back) I got this. You all made it this far. Don't get high-spirited on me and ruin a good thing.
Killer Croc: I like her.
Rick Flag: (to Deadshot) I'm a soldier! You're a serial killer who takes credit cards. When the shooting starts, and it will, you'll cut and run.
Deadshot: (Harley points gun) Whoa! Relax. It's me.
Harley Quinn: You ever been in love?
Deadshot: No. Never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, but feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.
Deadshot: (after showing his marksmen skills) All right, now that you know what you buying, let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.
Rick Flag: Darnell's out.
Deadshot: He's out. Third, ya'll gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I'm gonna want her to go to college. Like Harvard, Yale...
Rick Flag: Ivy League.
Deadshot: Yeah, Ivy League. One them big joints, you know? And if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to "white people" that thing. You know how ya'll do.
Rick Flag: Oh, yeah.
Deadshot: Now, that's my price, but I'm concerned because I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Rick Flag: You're in no position to make any demands.
Deadshot: Oh, I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. Naw, errand boy, I'm talking to your boss.
Deadshot: That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.
Deadshot: Stay evil, doll face.
Deadshot: (toasting) Here's to honor among thieves.
Katana: Not a thief.
Deadshot: Oh, she's not a thief.
(they clink their glasses)
Captain Boomerang: I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.
Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off despite what everybody thought.
Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is they're going to blame us for the whole thing. They can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies; the cover up. Don't forget, we're the bad guys.
Rick Flag: Whoa, wait here. Please. I don't wanna give this dude a heart attack, okay?
Harley Quinn: Aw, he's embarrassed of us!
Deadshot: Hey Flag, this dude better cure cancer after all of this shit.
The Joker: Oh, you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you... little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!
The Joker: (interrupts) Got it! Got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea! State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: Oh, promise? Promise?
Deadshot: (given a gun) Y'all jokers must be crazy!
(puts a headshot through a target)
Deadshot: Here's to honor... among thieves.
Deadshot: (about Amanda Waller) Damn. That is one mean lady.
Rick Flag: You get used to it.
Deadshot: I don't know what they told you, but I'm a hitman, not a fireman. I don't save people!
Harley Quinn: What is that? What is that? Who are you?
Technician: Stand by. Arming device.
Harley Quinn: Who are you? I don't know who you are.
Technician: Device armed.
Harley Quinn: Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you. Hey, I'm talking to you!
Technician: Injection successful.
Technician 2: Location verified.
Rick Flag: The man who could climb anything.
Deadshot: (to Griggs) One day, I'm going to get out of here and I'm going to rain down on you like the Holy Ghost.
Rick Flag: I'll accept the consequences.
Amanda Waller: I am your consequence.
Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right?
Harley Quinn: You hate mankind much? Let me guess, mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist!
Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim. A mind to pry apart and spit in.
Captain Boomerang: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.
Deadshot: Whatcha gonna do?
Diablo: You wanna see something? YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING?
(Diablo goes berserk and shoots fire everywhere)
Deadshot: ...I was trying to get you there. No hard feelings, right? We good?
The Joker: Where is she?
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp terrorist on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is.
Frost: So, what are we doing?
The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
Deadshot: Don't forget: we're the bad guys.
Harley Quinn: (at a bar) Whatcha having, K.C.?
Deadshot: Bloody Mary, right?
Killer Croc: Drink dulls the mind.
Harley Quinn: K.C., it's the end of the world. Have a drink with us.
Killer Croc: Beer.
Captain Boomerang: There he is. Give the man a beer.
Harley Quinn: How about you, hot stuff?
Harley Quinn: That's a good idea, honey.
Harley Quinn: Ninja? You want some sake?
Harley Quinn: Whiskey, okay.
Deadshot: (points to shot glass) What am I, 12?