Shadows and Fog
1991 film by Woody Allen
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Doctor: I'm anxious to find out where insanity ends and evil begins.
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Prostitute: This is Irmy, she's with the circus. She needs a place to flop tonight.
Prostitute: What do you do in the circus, huh?
Irmy: I'm a sword-swallower.
Prostitute: Oh, a sword-swallower, that's my specialty, too.
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Irmy: I slept with someone for it. Does that makes me a whore?
Kleinmann: (Referring to the money he's holding) This?
Irmy: Just one person. Does that make me a whore?
Kleinmann: Well, no, only by the dictionary definition.
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Kleinman: A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
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Alma: (Angrily) Get out and die! Get out and die! You rot in Hell, you filthy vermin!
Kleinmann: It's good to see you're not bitter after all these years.
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Kleinmann: I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit drunk and dance it for you.
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Clown: We're not like other people, we're artists, you know with great talent comes responsibility.
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Irmy: My father used to say, we're all happy, if we only knew it.
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Irmy: (after sex) You were wonderful!
Student Jack: It's not necessary for me to be wonderful. I was paying.
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(last lines)
Kleinmann: What better way to - to spend the rest of my life than - than to help you with - with all those wonderful illusions of yours!
Roustabout: It's true. Everybody loves his illusions.
Magician: Loves them. They need them. Like they need the air.
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Prostitute: May all your ups and downs be in bed.
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Prostitute: The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
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Kleinmann: I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence
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(first lines)
Hacker: Kleinman, Kleinman, open up! Kleinman! We know you're in there!
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Kleinmann: Uh, I've... I've never paid for sex in my life.
Prostitute: Oh, you just think you haven't.
(laughs)
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Kleinman: I don't know enough to be incompetent.
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Alma: (to Kleinmann) Whatever they think of you, I'm sure you're guilty of it!
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Clown: I never do it with whores. You start out with a burning desire and then you end up the next day with a burning sensation if you know what I mean...
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Kleinmann: So when you have the sword down your throat, what happens if you get hiccups?