I don't mind it. Fans turn up wanting pictures. It's cool, man. No one's tried to kill me yet. But bring it on! (NME, June 2013)
Listen up squares were playing them live not re recording them so chill LG x
Wanna thank all the xfm listeners who voted me as the BEST FRONTMAN OF ALL TIME. Keep the faith and beware of daftcunts, I mean darkness..LG
Listen up fat fuck as a real northerner I was brought up 2 say shit 2 people's faces not behind their back. Live forever LG
I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that.
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.
I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.
Pete Doherty needs a slap, and the sooner he gets it, the better.
There's Elvis and me. I couldn't say which of the two is best.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f**king good-looking f**k you are.' And then I brighten up.
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on-stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
People are always going on about 'Oh, you've failed in America.' I've never failed at anything in my entire life. I got out of the bedroom when I was a young f**king lad, and I'm in a great f**king band. And now we're playing at Madison Square Garden.
I don't hate Chris Martin. I don't know him, know what I mean? I just thinks he's a bit giddy. He ought to calm down, he isn't gonna save the world.
Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight