I’m sick to death of Jesus. I feel that Jesus and Paris Hilton are both overexposed. I’ve seen enough of both of them. And I think I’m getting more atheist because of the way the country is getting more into Bible- thumping.
My parents sent me to Catholic school, which only made me the vehement militant atheist that I am today.
Have I gone too far?
My act is based on my life.
I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs.
Honestly, you know, after David's death, we weren't nearly as invested in the show. (On how she and her "Suddenly Susan" (1996) colleagues were affected by the suicide of their co-star David Strickland).
There are lots of little mom and pop furniture stores in L.A., which is perfect for me because I like to mix the old with the new.
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
That's life when you're on the D-list.
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
I am in love with Larry David.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
I'm basically always on tour.
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.