"I don't really need to be dirty to be funny." - Jimmy Kimmel
I'm a terrible golfer.
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
I only get unusual ailments.
I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium we invented!
Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.