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  • Trixie: (to Hel; breaking character) A girl's gotta get her jollies somehow. Oh... and I really get off on watching girls fight. You guys were awesome!
  • Gage: That's it, show us your grabber. Trixie: You like that? Gage: Yeah, Daddy likes... Trixie: Try *this* one on for size. (Executes an aerial flip into Gage's lap) Gage: Fuckin' hell! Trixie: I call that move "shock and awe." Gage: Oh God... I've never felt this way about a gash before. Trixie: Oh! You are so sweet. Gage: Oh, and you're decent and pure, and I love you. Now why don't we tie a knot, bump uglies, and ride the pork bus to Tuna City?
  • Trixie: Oh, my God. You're a wicked-cool covert operative masquerading as a sex-toy tycoon? Hel: Mm-hmm. My mission was retrieve that... a weaponized vial of synthetic nano-swarm that Gage hijacked from a CIA convoy. It's filled with trillions of self-replicating robo-viruses that latch onto any living organism and suck the carbon out... 'til you, me, even the cockroaches are nothing more than gray goo.
  • Trixie: (after Camero shoots Gage though Trixie's dress) Oh my God, you could have shot me! Camero: But I didn't. Trixie: You're crazy! Camero: You're welcome.
  • Trixie: Don't tell me you don't want some of what I'm sellin. I'm gonna get you wet!
  • Deputy Fuchs: You aren't supposed to be out here. Government used to test nukes. Stay too long, and you'll grow a third eye.
  • Camero: The women's movement will hoist my skirt for all eternity!
  • Hel: I'm through being Foxy 69. But you can't just walk away from Flesh Force Foxy with a wink and a hi-dee-ho.
  • Trixie: What can I say? We're all just bitches in the end.
  • Camero: (to Kinki) That's it pop tart! I'm gonna dog-pound you straight to China!
  • Camero: Fun's over with Gage. Next stop, brown town.
  • Trixie: My God, they're gonna lock us up forever! Camero: Shut up, ax wound! Trixie: (hesitantly) You shut up! Camero: What did you say? Hel: Back off, Camero! Camero: No! Why don't you let Gland Canyon stick up for herself?
  • Camero: I'm gonna enjoy beating seven shades of shit outta both of you!
  • (first lines) Narrator: (voice-over) All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack we must seem unable. When using our forces, we must seem inactive. When we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away. When far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy; feign disorder and crush him. Sun Tzu. The Art of War. 380 BC.
  • Camero: I'm gonna booty-bang bitch slap your fucking ass until you're just this side of salvage. Then I'm gonna ram-ride girly's show tits asunder before I plow both of you bitches under!
  • Camero: I'm going to sleigh ride your sorry ass once and for all!
  • (last lines) Hel: Go to hell, Trixie! Trixie: Last one in's a rotten egg.
  • Trixie: 35.34.8.81 N... Camero: What? Trixie: Gage wrote it on a photograph - some kind of desert picture from space. Camero: And what good does that do us? Hel: They may be vector co-ordinates. You're sure about those numbers? Trixie: I'm positive. I have a photo-journalistic memory.
  • Camero: Come on! Fight me! Trixie: I'm too weak and vulnerable! Camero: Fine. If you're not gonna fight, then you're gonna fuck!
  • Trixie: You know, I've been thinking... Camero: (annoyed) Christ. Trixie: Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal? Camero: I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed? Trixie: Why do you wanna know? Camero: Just curious. It says a lot about a woman. Trixie: Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos. Camero: Hel? Hel: Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh? Camero: I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel. Hel: I don't have any secrets. Trixie: Well, what about you, Camero? Camero: My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...
  • Hel: Open wide psycho slut. Camero: Lube my boob skank twat.
  • Trixie: You know, I've been thinking...
    Camero: (annoyed) Christ.
    Trixie: Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?
    Camero: I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?
    Trixie: Why do you wanna know?
    Camero: Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.
    Trixie: Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.
    Camero: Hel?
    Hel: Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?
    Camero: I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.
    Hel: I don't have any secrets.
    Trixie: Well, what about you, Camero?
    Camero: My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...
  • Gage: (to Hel) Who the fuck are you? Aside from one tasty little minge I'd like to slam like a screen door?
  • Gage: Blow me, you psycho rug-muncher!
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